Earlier today I was in the bathroom doing bathroom things, in a compromising position, of course; and I heard a strange man’s voice! 😲 I took a quick breath, maybe the window was open a little and I was hearing a delivery driver in the driveway. That is logical, right? The man sounded close, and the driveway is literally feet from the bathroom window.
It all happened so fast, I mean that was maybe one second from hearing the voice and thinking it must be someone in the driveway. Time ticked by, and I heard more of the man’s voice. He was in the room with me. Like, in the bathroom with me, with my pants down! There was literally nowhere for me to go and nothing for me to do to save myself from this situation! 😲
Tonight I am thankful that the man’s voice was coming from my phone. My kiddo had used the app Zedge to change my text notification sound to a “Ho Ho Ho” for Christmas time! 🤣🤣 I’m going to have to change this voice tomorrow! I don’t need a repeat of today! 🤣 Maybe they should make the voice start off with a super jolly tone, because the neutral tone starting off turning more jolly is enough to cause me to possible get another gray hair that I will have to pluck from my head!
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