Green

One of the only green foods that I voluntarily eat is peas. I don’t even eat them the healthy way. I eat them from a can, with butter and salt. But, I give myself credit because I am eating something green!!

And today, I ate green things! I am so healthy now! You can’t even believe how healthy I am!

Tonight I am thankful for the small moments of self-delusion in which I can pretend that my canned peas with butter and salt are super healthy! I give myself a gold star for the day!! 😁😁