Tag: thyroid

Dear Body,

I am sorry that I stopped taking my kelp for four-ish weeks.  There was a lot going on, and I let you down. Now that I’ve been taking kelp for a few days in a row again, I would appreciate it if you went back to normal.

Kelp is naturally, ridiculously high in Iodine.  Iodine is helpful to lazy thyroids.  Lazy thyroids make lazy hormone production.  Lazy hormones make dumb body decisions. 

So, if my nails could stop breaking because the air hit then, that’d be great.  I’d love to not need a full snowsuit while inside the house because I can’t get warm.  And, well, this tired level is tiring. 😆

Ok, anyway, body, I’d appreciate your expedition with this ASAP!  Look, I’ll even give you extra sleep and water!!  *Maybe bribes work?

I am thankful for your assistance with this matter!  Thankful for the easily-available Kelp on Amazon.  And thankful that this should all straighten out soon.

Love, Me